Ok, so I was thinking about getting my first tattoo.

It’s a little out there, but tell me what ya think;

It’d be a knuckle tattoo, kind like those douchebags and bikers who have ‘Love’ and ‘Hate’ on their knuckles.

Except for me the right hand would be two different words on top of each other. ‘Jerk’ and ‘Poop’

The left hand would be 2 words on top of each other, ‘Nose’ and ‘Face’

And that way I could totally use my hands to demonstrate every time I use my new catchphrase/insult ‘Jerknose Poopface’!!!!!!!111

And what makes it even better is I could then also align my hands up or down and also create the words ‘Jerkface’ and also ‘Poopnose’!!!

I mean, this may be the best idea I’ve ever had!

Melissa tells me in no uncertain terms that I should not do it.




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