Why Funny Guys Get The Babes?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/02/women.funny.men.intelligent/index.html

Wow! I find this article to be highly insulting.

You know, funny guys get laid ALL THE TIME. That’s why most stand up comics you meet are so happy and well adjusted and in healthy relationships.

Oh wait, you mean none of those things are true? Huh.

Let’s face facts here people, women meet a funny guy, and he makes them laugh and brings them joy. Then she goes home and fucks the ski instructor/personal trainer/rock band guitarist.

If you are ever talking to a chick, and she busts out with the words, ‘Oh my God you are so funny!’ you already know that you will not be having sex with her, that night or ever.

Yeah, funny guys totally get girls, that’ll be the fucking day.

-Ray

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