Pistons

Now that the season is officially over, I have a little bit to say. First off, can we place trading Chauncey Billups for ‘Rapping Shitbag’ Allen Iverson the worst thing done by a GM since Dumars drafted Darko? I thought that trade smelled like day old diaper when it happened, and was sadly proved correct.… Continue reading Pistons

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Draft Talk

Ok, want to get this out before the draft on Saturday; Your Detroit Lions are going to have a very interesting day at the draft this year. That being said it would appear that they will take Matthew Stafford with the overall #1 pick. Boy, I hope that he is the guy. By that I… Continue reading Draft Talk

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Alberta Tourism

Oh you silly silly Canadians. If you want to advertise touristy stuff to get people to come to your frozen country, I suggest going with your strengths and not stealing scenery from other countries. This is brought about by THIS ARTICLE. So the following tourism ad was launched for Alberta; Never mind that the picture… Continue reading Alberta Tourism

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Be Smart People!

I just saw a news report that said that former Jacksonville Jaguars WR Jimmy Smith is facing serious charges following an arrest for DUI where he was caught with both wacky tobaccy and crack in his car. WTF? Listen folks, if you do recreational drugs, i think less of you. If that is not enough… Continue reading Be Smart People!

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Easter

It’s everyone’s favorite holiday Easter! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoot!!111 He is risen! Glory to the highest! Happy Zombie Jesus Day! Let us celebrate the greatest con of all history! And let’s do it with marshmallow Peeps! What do you mean nobody was guarding the back door to the burial mound? WTF?! Eh, must have been magic. My fanatically… Continue reading Easter

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MLB Predictions 2009

Ok gang, it’s time once again to flaunt my brilliance against the rest of the world…again. If you write a blog, you are invited to join the challenge with me. Pick the winners of all the divisions and wild card teams this year, and then pick who goes to and wins the World Series. It’s… Continue reading MLB Predictions 2009

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Joy

So, I’m at work the other day as I am often doing. A conversation came up where the topic was ‘Working Alot’. I happened to say that I am working an awful lot lately, yet when I have more than 2 days off in a row I tend to feel something funny that I do… Continue reading Joy

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Why Funny Guys Get The Babes?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/02/women.funny.men.intelligent/index.html Wow! I find this article to be highly insulting. You know, funny guys get laid ALL THE TIME. That’s why most stand up comics you meet are so happy and well adjusted and in healthy relationships. Oh wait, you mean none of those things are true? Huh. Let’s face facts here people, women meet… Continue reading Why Funny Guys Get The Babes?

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Sense and Faith

This is a funny topic to me. My restaurant is a bit of a haven for people who love the baby Jesus. A few of my co-workers are going to seminary school to learn all the proper and effective ways to brainwash people with lies. One of these fellows likes to sometimes intimidate people with… Continue reading Sense and Faith

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